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Author Topic: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE  (Read 12292 times)

DONALD TRUMP

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PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« on: December 12, 2015, 11:48:15 am »
HELLO FELLOW KIDS

I AM DONALD, SELF MADE MAN AND STEAK AMATEUR.
I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A FULL SCALE PROJECT TO INCREASE THE VISIBILITY OF MY BRANDS WORLDWIDE. I THOUGH IT COULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW MY ARTISTIC AND TECHNICAL CAPABILITIES TO A YOUNGER AUDIENCE.

:facepalm: :) ;) :D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :'( ^-^ :)) =| =D
I HAVE TALENT AND A LARGE RANGE OF EMOTIONS.

AS A SUCCESSFUL BILLIONAIRE, I KNOW FOR SURE HOW TO INCREASE THE OUTERRA BRAND POPULARITY.
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY FOR IT:

TRUMP



HERE ARE MY MODIFICATIONS IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE THE VALUE OF THIS NEXT GENERATION RENDERING ENGINE.
AS A PROCEDURALLY REFINED GENTLEMEN MYSELF, I KNOW FOR SURE ALL THE TECHNICAL APPLICATIONS FOR THIS PRODUCT.


MY FIRST CREATION, THE TRUMPAIR 172. PRIDE AND GLORY OF THE AIRS GRACIOUS AS AN EAGLE


THE REDSKIN 64 WITH A CUSTOM PAINTING OF MYSELF. PROUD AND GLORY OF OUR ARMY. IRS STEALTH MODE INCLUDED


THEY SAY I'M AGAINST ECOLOGY, BUT HERE IS A TRUMP FRACTAL BLENDING WITH GRASS


PROCEDURAL GENERATION IS MORE EFFECTIVE ON TRUMP THAN ANY OTHER TERRAIN TYPE


MY PR DEPARTMENT SAY THAT I MUST BE CLOSE TO EVERY CITIZEN EARS


LAND OF THE FREE. SEA OF THE FREE. FOAM OF THE FREE. FREE EVERYWHERE


DONALD TRUMP PROTECTS YOUR ROADS


UNLIMITED TRUMP FOR SEAMLESS TRUMP RENDERING FROM SPACE DOWN TO THE SURFACE. CAN USE ARBITRARY RESOLUTION OF TRUMP, REFINING TRUMP TO CENTIMETER RESOLUTION USING FRACTAL ALGORITHMS


UNLIMITED TRUMP DISTANCE IS, IN MY OPINION, A GREAT TECHNICAL CAPABILITY


FINAL VIEW OF THE TRUMPTERRA PROJECT. I, HUMBLY CONSIDER THIS AS A TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT



I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS PROJECT AND I EXPECT POSITIVE FEEDBACK. I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO INSPIRE PEOPLE.


I HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED BY MY PR DEPARTMENT THAT SOME USERS MAY WANT TO EXPERIMENT OUTERRA IN TRUE TRUMP-O-VISION. UNFORTUNATELY MY IMAGE IS VALUED A LOT (AM A BILLIONAIRE) AND IS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR YOU IN A WORLDWIDE TRUMP EXPERIENCE.
MY TECH DEPARTMENT WORKED HARD IN ORDER TO OFFER YOU A TASTE OF SUCCESS:



THE TRUMPXPERIENCE MIG 29 IS A GROUND/AIR/GROUND PLATINIUM AND GOLD PURE AMERICAN(assembled in russia) SPACECRAFT WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED CAPABILITIES.
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BEST REGARDS,
DONALD

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necro

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2015, 11:53:52 am »
May i vote for you?
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DenisJ

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2015, 12:37:49 pm »
10/10, definitely that's the post of the year right there
I wish I could upvote this
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Jagerbomber

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2015, 12:50:11 pm »
We've made it, Outerra...
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"Perhaps this speaks to some larger trend within society today...  A prevailing desire on the part of indie developers to recreate the entire world into one where you can charge more than $15 for your game design degree coursework." - Yahtzee ;) :P

HiFlyer

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2015, 04:19:08 pm »
Uhmmmmmm.......
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Planets

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2015, 06:36:55 pm »
oh god my sides,  :)) :)) :)) :))

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Jagerbomber

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2015, 12:37:19 am »
Mr. Trump, what do you think of the possible invasion from the mysterious "Lumpmen"?...
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"Perhaps this speaks to some larger trend within society today...  A prevailing desire on the part of indie developers to recreate the entire world into one where you can charge more than $15 for your game design degree coursework." - Yahtzee ;) :P

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2015, 12:39:31 am »
Quote from: Jagerbomber on December 13, 2015, 12:37:19 am
Mr. Trump, what do you think of the possible invasion from the mysterious "Lumpmen"?...

Cancer?
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PytonPago

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2015, 02:40:00 am »
Now ... all having trouble to look at such a VR world ... please, do this to your LCD and give all the people you hate "special glasses" ... 

 
« Last Edit: December 13, 2015, 02:45:13 am by PytonPago »
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We are still undeveloped as long as we don´t realize, that all our science is still descriptive, and than beyond that description lies a whole new world we just haven´t even started to fully understand.

DONALD TRUMP

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2015, 08:51:33 am »
Quote from: Jagerbomber on December 13, 2015, 12:37:19 am
Mr. Trump, what do you think of the possible invasion from the mysterious "Lumpmen"?...

Listen, when do we beat Lumpmens at the border? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they are beating us economically. They are not our friend, believe me. But they're killing us economically.

Outerra has become a dumping ground for Lumpmens problems.

When Lumpmenland sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. They are bringing models with no mipmaps. They are bringing framerate drops.
And some, I assume, are good people.

But I speak to moderators and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people.

It's coming from more than Lumpmens. It's coming from all over the Zombie survival players and Minecraft enthusiasts, and it's coming probably – probably – from the simulation community. But we don't know.
Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don't know what's happening.

And it's got to stop and it's got to stop fast.
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Planets

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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2015, 05:29:54 pm »
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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2015, 10:00:06 am »
I`m so confused! XD
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Re: PERSONNAL IMPROVEMENT OF THE WORLD RENDERING ENGINE
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2015, 12:35:37 pm »
MAKE OUTERRA GREAT AGAIN!
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