Would you accept chickens (I've got 5) or maybe a rabbit?... Parakeet?
Hell, I might be able to get you a cow from across the street. They won't notice.
Oh I know what you want... You want a Cessna or other plane from the little airport at the other end of my neighborhood. I can probably get some colorful parachutes with it as well.
(It still amazes me how ridiculous my little part of town is...)